Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Terrible idea I love it
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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