so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
