ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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