"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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