So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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