i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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