I wannas sexs uuuuu
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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