4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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