considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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