I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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