i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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