Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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