It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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