i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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