Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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