What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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