i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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