Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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