I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Do vagina's smell?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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