sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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