I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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