WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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