week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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