I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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