what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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