I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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