Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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