fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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