YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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