just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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