So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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