But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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