I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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