thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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