I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
