So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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