i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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