I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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