do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He has the fingertips of a God
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