You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
