hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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