why didn't you poke me back
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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