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• (517): View more from Michigan

  every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??

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• (347): View more from New York

  I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.

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• (562): View more from California

  That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  that happened

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.

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