Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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