my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you will always have a special place in my vag
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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