She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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