just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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