The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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