I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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