Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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