So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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